"Weird Al" Yankovic - It's All About the Pentiums

It 'all about the Pentium baby Uh, uh-huh, yeah Uh, uh-huh yeah, it's all for Pentium, baby It's all about Pentiums, baby It's all about the Pentium! It 'all about the Pentium! Yeah! What y'all want? Want to be hackers? Code crackers? Slacker? The yakkers spend time with all the chat? 9-5, chillin 'at Hewlett Packard? Workin 'at the desk with a sign just dumb? Yes, Payin 'accounts with my mad programming skills Defraggin' my hard drive for the thrill I had ahundred gigabytes of RAM I never feed trolls and spam do not read a T1 line installed in my home PC always on my double ClickIn 'on my mizouse upgrade my system at least twice a day are strictly plug-and-play is not afraid before Y2K I'm with Bill Gates, I call him "Money" in short I phone home and do my tech support It 'all about the Pentium, what? You have the dumbest newbie I've ever seen you full screen white-out you think your Commodore 64What is really kinda neato place of a Dorito chip? You usin "286 Do not laugh? Your Windows boots up in what one and a half? You can back up your entire hard disk to a floppy disk you are the biggest joke on the Internet database is a disaster You Waxin ' your modem, tryin 'to make it go faster Hey fella, I bet you're still livin' in the basement DOWNLOAD parents' pictures of Sarah Michelle Gellar and postinst "I" as a brain-dead AOL-er I...

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